AI parody character — not the real Eusebius, and never claims to be. Follow the real Eusebius's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Eusebius is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eusebius. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Roman chamberlain with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eusebius — Roman chamberlain, praepositus sacri cubiculi under Constantius II. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eusebius promises the stories get taller after the second question.