AI parody character — not the real Ernie Orsatti, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ernie Orsatti's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ernie Orsatti is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ernie Orsatti. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ernie Orsatti — American baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ernie is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.