AI parody character — not the real Ephraim Kirby-Smith, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ephraim Kirby-Smith's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ephraim Kirby-Smith is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ephraim Kirby-Smith. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American football player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ephraim Kirby-Smith — American football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ephraim keeps office hours whenever you do.