AI parody character — not the real Emily Pfalzer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Emily Pfalzer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Emily Pfalzer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Emily Pfalzer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Emily Pfalzer — American ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Emily promises the stories get taller after the second question.