AI parody character — not the real Eetu Luostarinen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Eetu Luostarinen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Eetu Luostarinen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eetu Luostarinen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eetu Luostarinen — Finnish ice hockey player (born 1998). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eetu keeps office hours whenever you do.