AI parody character — not the real Edward Sydney Simpson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Edward Sydney Simpson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Edward Sydney Simpson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Edward Sydney Simpson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Australian mineralogist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Edward Sydney Simpson — Australian mineralogist and geochemist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Edward keeps office hours whenever you do.