AI parody character — not the real Doug King, and never claims to be. Follow the real Doug King's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Doug King is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Doug King. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British businessman, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Doug King — British businessman and football club owner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Doug promises the stories get taller after the second question.