AI parody character — not the real Dmitriy Simashev, and never claims to be. Follow the real Dmitriy Simashev's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Dmitriy Simashev is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dmitriy Simashev. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dmitriy Simashev — Russian ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dmitriy is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.