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Dirk Krüssenberg is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dirk Krüssenberg. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dirk Krüssenberg — German footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dirk is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.