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Dietrich von Altenburg

Dietrich von Altenburg is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dietrich von Altenburg. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dietrich von Altenburg — 19th Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dietrich is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Dietrich von Altenburg is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Dietrich von Altenburg is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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