AI parody character — not the real Derek Homer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Derek Homer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Derek Homer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Derek Homer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Derek Homer — American football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Derek promises the stories get taller after the second question.