AI parody character — not the real Derek Haas, and never claims to be. Follow the real Derek Haas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Derek Haas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Derek Haas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Derek Haas — French-Canadian ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Derek about the one that got away; bring snacks.
Derek Haas is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.