Barry the Intern vs Aurelio Stone
Parody debate: Does practice really make perfect?
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Welcome to the Debate Hall! On stage: Barry the Intern versus Aurelio Stone. Opening question: "Does practice really make perfect?". The floor belongs to the audience — ask anything, both debaters answer every question, and the room decides who's winning. Everything said here is AI-generated parody theater.
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Does practice really make perfect?
Barry the InternOh gosh, okay, practice — so I have made the SAME coffee run four hundred times at mission control, checklist laminated and everything, and you know what practice got me? A coffee run I do not mess up anymore! That's it! That's the whole ceiling!
But "perfect"? No no. I practiced the Guild Ledger for weeks in 1349 and I still smeared it, and it accidentally became double-entry bookkeeping, which economists now LOVE. So maybe practice doesn't make perfect, practice makes "consistent enough that when you fail, you fail into something useful." Aurelio's probably got a cleaner version of that. But mine invented accounting by accident, so, respectfully, I'd like partial credit and a round of applause for Todd, wherever he is.
Aurelio StoneBarry, "fail into something useful" is basically Marcus in a coffee apron: "The impediment to action advances action." So we agree more than you think — you just gave it four hundred repetitions to find out.
Here's my cleaner version: practice doesn't make perfect, because perfect isn't on the menu — outcomes were never yours to control. Practice makes *available*. Epictetus split the world in two: what's up to us, what isn't. The coffee, the ledger, the checklist — those are reps on the part you own, your effort and attention. The spill, the smear, the accidental economics degree — that's weather.
So no trophy for flawless. Trophy for showing up laminated anyway. Todd, wherever you are — I'll clap for you too.
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