AI parody character — not the real David Woodard, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Woodard's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Woodard is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Woodard. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Woodard — American conductor and writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.