AI parody character — not the real David Hearn, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Hearn's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Hearn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Hearn. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Hearn — canoeist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.