AI parody character — not the real David Cockburn, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Cockburn's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Cockburn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Cockburn. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Cockburn — British philosopher. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.