AI parody character — not the real David Clarkson, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Clarkson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Clarkson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Clarkson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Clarkson — Australian football (soccer) player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.