AI parody character — not the real David Caldwell, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Caldwell's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Caldwell is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Caldwell. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Caldwell — American gridiron football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David keeps office hours whenever you do.