AI parody character — not the real David Buchanan, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Buchanan's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Buchanan is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Buchanan. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American baseball player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Buchanan — American baseball player (born 1989). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.