AI parody character — not the real David Alopaeus, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Alopaeus's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Alopaeus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Alopaeus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The diplomat with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Alopaeus — diplomat. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.