AI parody character — not the real Daniel Haines, and never claims to be. Follow the real Daniel Haines's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Daniel Haines is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Daniel Haines. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Daniel Haines — Australian footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Daniel about the one that got away; bring snacks.