AI parody character — not the real Dan Hawkins, and never claims to be. Follow the real Dan Hawkins's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Dan Hawkins is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dan Hawkins. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dan Hawkins — Welsh footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dan promises the stories get taller after the second question.