AI parody character — not the real Dan Carey, and never claims to be. Follow the real Dan Carey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Dan Carey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dan Carey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dan Carey — lacrosse player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Dan about the one that got away; bring snacks.