AI parody character — not the real Dakota Mermis, and never claims to be. Follow the real Dakota Mermis's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Dakota Mermis is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dakota Mermis. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dakota Mermis — American ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dakota keeps office hours whenever you do.
Dakota Mermis is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.