AI parody character — not the real Colin Simms, and never claims to be. Follow the real Colin Simms's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Colin Simms is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Colin Simms. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British curator, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Colin Simms — British curator and poet. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Colin promises the stories get taller after the second question.