AI parody character — not the real Christopher Bond, and never claims to be. Follow the real Christopher Bond's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Christopher Bond is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Christopher Bond. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Christopher Bond — British composer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Christopher promises the stories get taller after the second question.