AI parody character — not the real Christian J. Simon, and never claims to be. Follow the real Christian J. Simon's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Christian J. Simon is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Christian J. Simon. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Screen figure with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Christian J. Simon — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Christian keeps office hours whenever you do.
Christian J. Simon is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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