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Chris Strachwitz is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Chris Strachwitz. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Chris Strachwitz — German-Silesian-born American record label executive and record producer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Chris promises the stories get taller after the second question.