AI parody character — not the real Chris Parson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Chris Parson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Chris Parson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Chris Parson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Chris Parson — American football player (born 2004). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Chris about the one that got away; bring snacks.
Chris Parson is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.