AI parody character — not the real Brian Jensen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Brian Jensen's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Brian Jensen

Brian Jensen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brian Jensen. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brian Jensen — Danish footballer (born 1975). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brian keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Brian Jensen is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Brian Jensen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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