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Brian Hayes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brian Hayes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brian Hayes — Irish rugby player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brian promises the stories get taller after the second question.