AI parody character — not the real Brandon Woodruff, and never claims to be. Follow the real Brandon Woodruff's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Brandon Woodruff is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brandon Woodruff. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brandon Woodruff — American professional baseball pitcher. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brandon is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.