AI parody character — not the real Brandon Schneider, and never claims to be. Follow the real Brandon Schneider's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Brandon Schneider is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brandon Schneider. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brandon Schneider — head coach. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brandon promises the stories get taller after the second question.