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Bill French is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Bill French. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American baseball player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Bill French — American baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Bill promises the stories get taller after the second question.