AI parody character — not the real Bernard Long, and never claims to be. Follow the real Bernard Long's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Bernard Long is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Bernard Long. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The artist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Bernard Long — artist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Bernard keeps office hours whenever you do.