AI parody character — not the real Benjamin Carpenter, and never claims to be. Follow the real Benjamin Carpenter's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Benjamin Carpenter is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Benjamin Carpenter. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British Army general, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Benjamin Carpenter — British Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Benjamin promises the stories get taller after the second question.