AI parody character — not the real Ben Simmons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ben Simmons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ben Simmons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ben Simmons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ben Simmons — Australian basketball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ben is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.