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The Roman consul 330 AD, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Aurelius Valerius Symmachus Tullianus — Roman consul 330 AD. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Aurelius keeps office hours whenever you do.