AI parody character — not the real Augustus V. Long, and never claims to be. Follow the real Augustus V. Long's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Augustus V. Long

Augustus V. Long is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Augustus V. Long. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Augustus V. Long — United States federal judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Augustus promises the stories get taller after the second question.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Augustus V. Long is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Augustus V. Long is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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