AI parody character — not the real Arsites, and never claims to be. Follow the real Arsites's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Arsites is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Arsites. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Arsites — 4th-century BC Persian satrap of Hellespontine Phrygia. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Arsites promises the stories get taller after the second question.