AI parody character — not the real Aristocles, and never claims to be. Follow the real Aristocles's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Aristocles is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Aristocles. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Ancient Greek physician with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Aristocles — Ancient Greek physician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Aristocles promises the stories get taller after the second question.