AI parody character — not the real Argius, and never claims to be. Follow the real Argius's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Argius is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Argius. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Argius — ancient Greek sculptor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Argius promises the stories get taller after the second question.