AI parody character — not the real Areobindus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Areobindus's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Areobindus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Areobindus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Areobindus — Roman general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Areobindus promises the stories get taller after the second question.