AI parody character — not the real Andrew Mellon, and never claims to be. Follow the real Andrew Mellon's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Andrew Mellon is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Andrew Mellon. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Irish sprinter, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Andrew Mellon — Irish sprinter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Andrew is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.