AI parody character — not the real Alphonse Briart, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alphonse Briart's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alphonse Briart is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alphonse Briart. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the Belgian geologist everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alphonse Briart — Belgian geologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alphonse promises the stories get taller after the second question.