AI parody character — not the real Allen Thomas, and never claims to be. Follow the real Allen Thomas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Allen Thomas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Allen Thomas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Allen Thomas — Confederate States Army brigadier general during the American Civil War. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Allen promises the stories get taller after the second question.