AI parody character — not the real Allan Gordon, and never claims to be. Follow the real Allan Gordon's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Allan Gordon is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Allan Gordon. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Allan Gordon — fictional British whaler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Allan keeps office hours whenever you do.