AI parody character — not the real Alfred Holmes, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alfred Holmes's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alfred Holmes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alfred Holmes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfred Holmes — Gibraltarian ape-keeper. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alfred keeps office hours whenever you do.