AI parody character — not the real Alfred "Centennial" Johnson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alfred "Centennial" Johnson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alfred "Centennial" Johnson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alfred "Centennial" Johnson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfred "Centennial" Johnson — American sailor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alfred promises the stories get taller after the second question.