AI parody character — not the real Alexander Haldane, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alexander Haldane's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alexander Haldane is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alexander Haldane. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alexander Haldane — Scottish newspaper proprietor and barrister. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alexander promises the stories get taller after the second question.